Let me profile who would own your car!

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
09/13/2015 at 19:45 • Filed to: None

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Give me the make and model of your car, and I’ll profile what kind of person would drive it!

Don’t get offended pls k thx bai.

I drive an Audi A6. Which is the official car of sketchy clinic doctors.

Also, if you drive a Miata, your answer is “hairdresser.”

DISCUSSION (100)

jvirgs drives a Subaru > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:47

Dodge Dart GT (6MT)

McMike > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:49

This should be fun:

Harley Davidson Road King

VW Vanagon

Austin Mini

Jaguar E-Type

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:49

2010 Renault Twingo 1.2

Birddog > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:49

1995 F150 XLT 4x4.

Jedidiah > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:49

1972 Cutlass Supreme

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:50

1999 Toyota 4Runner SR5. 2wd. 4sp auto.

jkm7680 > jvirgs drives a Subaru
09/13/2015 at 19:50

Best Buy salesperson. Your name is Steve, you are 23 years of age and are an electronics engineering major.

Firewrx234 > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:50

2012 Mercedes C250 Coupe

Also 2006 Dodge Charger RT

Alex B > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:51

While I don’t drive yet, here are my parents cars:

2013 Nissan Leaf SL

2008 Honda Odyssey EX-L

fhrblig > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:51

Kia Optima LX

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:51

2005 Pontiac Grand Prix GT

jkm7680 > Jedidiah
09/13/2015 at 19:53

You wear plaid button down shirts and dislike Japanese cars with a burning passion.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:53

You know what to do.

jkm7680 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/13/2015 at 19:53

You are a manager at Tesco and don’t like paying for gas.

jkm7680 > Birddog
09/13/2015 at 19:54

You tow a lot of shit, you wear hats a lot.

not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:54

Kia Optima LX, 6AT.

jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/13/2015 at 19:54

You work at Bass Pro Shops and are 5 ‘10.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:54

2013 Dodge Challenger R/T

Bright red, 5spd auto, Leather seats, Flowmaster 40s

jkm7680 > McMike
09/13/2015 at 19:55

1. You can determine bugs by their species, not by how they look. But how they taste.

2. You like stealth camping and Volkswagen T-Shirts.

3. You are Mr. Bean.

4. You are a baller.

El Rivinado > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:56

1998 Cadillac Eldorado.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:56

E39 528i (5spd)

bob and john > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:57

ohh...
2010 Audi A3 TDI
2009 Lexus Is 250 AWD (bloth cars blacked out and lexus is on ‘rimz’

and my ride: 2009 Suzuki SV650S motorcycle

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:57

SVT Focus (6MT)

Saturn Astra (5MT)

PanchoVilleneuve ST > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:57

Focus ST

jkm7680 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
09/13/2015 at 19:57

You wear dark Aviators, baseball hats and red plaid shirts. Your name is Steve.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:57

1998 M3 Sedan Automatic

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:58

1980 2wd toyota pickup longbed?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:58

2010 Chevy Colorado V8 LT Crew Cab 4x4

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:58

2014 Dodge Ram 1500 5.7 HEMI 4X4

2015 Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk

1999 Ford F-150 V6, RWD

jkm7680 > not for canada - australian in disguise
09/13/2015 at 19:58

You are the PR person for a great big fat man that you don’t like. His name is Jonathan. He’s a dick.

Jedidiah > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:58

That’s a pretty good stereotype

How about my 01 V10 Excursion?

Nerd-Vol > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:59

2007 Mazdaspeed 3

I also have a 1995 Miata but you already answered that.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
09/13/2015 at 19:59

Your name is Belinda. You go to UVA and daddy didn’t buy you that 3-Series you wanted, so you burned his house down.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:59

1998 Honda Civic sedan base model

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:59

1995 4Runner, autotragic, 4WD, 4 inch lift, and shitty aftermarket exhaust.

Birddog > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 19:59

That’s what I’m doing wrong.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:00

2013 Subaru WRX (in bright orange)

jkm7680 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/13/2015 at 20:00

You are a construction site manager. You don’t get out of the car, you give directions by cracking the window and yelling orders into your Nextel Motorolla i560.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:00

Harsh.

GeorgeyBoy > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:01

2003 Lincoln ls

jkm7680 > Firewrx234
09/13/2015 at 20:01

1. You are 34 and work in a cubicle but intend to move on to your own office soon. You like watching Mike & Molly and haven’t had an oil change in 20,000 miles.

2. You are a strip club manager and aspire for 22 inch rims.

jkm7680 > Alex B
09/13/2015 at 20:02

You are a 9th grade teacher. Your husband is a bank manager.

You are a 23 year old male who took too long.

jkm7680 > GeorgeyBoy
09/13/2015 at 20:03

You work in a small bank as the regional manager.

dogisbadob > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:03

Infiniti I30

jkm7680 > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
09/13/2015 at 20:03

You wear flatbill hats and plaster monster energy stickers on literally everything.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:03

2014 Beetle R-Line Manual

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/13/2015 at 20:03

See other 4Runner reply

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:03

Haha I could actually see that.

jkm7680 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/13/2015 at 20:04

The Vtec just kicked in Yo.

GeorgeyBoy > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:04

Close enough.

jkm7680 > Nerd-Vol
09/13/2015 at 20:04

You have blacked out Mazda badges

jkm7680 > Jedidiah
09/13/2015 at 20:05

hmmm

jkm7680 > El Rivinado
09/13/2015 at 20:05

The Sunnydale retirement home towed it from a lot

Nerd-Vol > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:06

Close. I partially debadged it!

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2015 at 20:06

You’re a MIT student

jkm7680 > bob and john
09/13/2015 at 20:06

1. You tell everybody about the benefits of Diesel.

2. You work at a nail salon, but don’t give happy endings

3. You hate cagers

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:07

1. 2010 Camaro SS 6MT - blacked out, LED lights

2. 1989 Cadillac Brougham - Gray on gray

3. 1985 Chevy C/K truck - stock

4. 1999 Silverado - White, lifted, straight pipe, HID

5. 2015 Aston Martin Vanquish Volante - Silver

6. The Beast of Turin

7. 1988 Chevy Van - White, no windows

Forgetful > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:07

2013 Scion FR-S

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:07

I was thinking more businessman in his early/mid thirties. Sales rep, maybe?

jkm7680 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
09/13/2015 at 20:07

1. You insist it’s faster than the Focus ST.

2. You are a Chevrolet salesman in Bozeman Montana.

TheJWT > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:07

1993 Sentra SE-R

. . > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:08

Oooh, do me! Do me!

1. Mercedes CLK 200 Kompressor (manual)

2. Fiat 126p

jkm7680 > Forgetful
09/13/2015 at 20:08

You like Rota wheels and track days. You tell everybody that it doesn’t have Prius tires but they don’t believe you.

jkm7680 > PanchoVilleneuve ST
09/13/2015 at 20:08

You are a 23 year old intern at a business firm.

DrJohannVegas > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:09

04 Golf R32

jkm7680 > TheJWT
09/13/2015 at 20:09

You want a wing.

jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/13/2015 at 20:10

You are a dryer salesman.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/13/2015 at 20:10

You build shit.

jkm7680 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/13/2015 at 20:11

You always drive around with shit in the bed so your family will stop asking to borrow it

jkm7680 > DrJohannVegas
09/13/2015 at 20:11

You wear flatbill hats sometimes.

El Rivinado > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:11

Funny, I thought that would've fit Ben Rolland's Deville better.

5-Speed Gangsta > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:11

1994 BMW 325i Convertible

jkm7680 > . .
09/13/2015 at 20:12

1. You work at a beauty salon.

2. You live in Slovakia or something

jkm7680 > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
09/13/2015 at 20:12

You only buy American and strongly dislike hipsters.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:13

This should be fun.

2015 Subaru Outback 2.5i Premium, BUT... with WRX wheels, JDM front grille, custom leather interior, and license tag number: SUBAROO.

jkm7680 > 5-Speed Gangsta
09/13/2015 at 20:13

Your convertible top is a convertible top when it’s up.

jkm7680 > El Rivinado
09/13/2015 at 20:13

His car was in the same lot and also was towed.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:13

Modified, Automatic Ford Focus SE Wagon.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:13

/ded

Forgetful > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:14

Whoa.

The actual facts:

I don’t dislike rotas.

I autocross a lot.

They’re not Prius tires anymore but I did use the shit out of those hockey pucks.

Slant6 > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:14

1993 525i

2000 Saab 9-5 wagon

1965 Dodge Dart 2 door hardtop

jkm7680 > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
09/13/2015 at 20:14

You are 22. You like JDM shit. You work at Starbucks part time.

jkm7680 > Slant6
09/13/2015 at 20:16

1. You inherited the car from your great Uncle Wilbur.

2. You have two kids and work at Costco.

3. In your mind, you wish for a V8

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:16

1985 Jaguar XJ6

and/or

1976 Alfa Romeo Spider

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:17

18. College student. I do like Hella JDM Stuff.

jkm7680 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
09/13/2015 at 20:17

1. You wear horned rimmed glasses. You are a college history teacher from the mid 90’s.

2. You have a bald spot, you also wear horned rimmed glasses. You have more cars where that came from.

bob and john > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:18

yes
not even remotely close LOL

yep

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:20

1991 Ford Taurus SHO MTX

1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Brougham Sedan

1989 Ford E350 4x4 (in a hot wheels livery)

1977 Capri with a 302 and a manual valve body auto.

Captain of the Enterprise > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:20

Kinja'd!!!

2005 Crown Victoria (non police) in Arizona clear coat beige

Tom McParland > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:21

This looks fun I’ll play -

2015 GTI 4-door 6MT

jkm7680 > Captain of the Enterprise
09/13/2015 at 20:22

Your name is Edith. Bingo night is your shit.

AthomSfere > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:23

2015 Scion FR-s (MT of course).

jkm7680 > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
09/13/2015 at 20:23

1. To everybody you meet, you say “The engine was made by Yamaha.”

2. You may be old, but that 20 year old Hooters waitress isn’t out of your league.

3. You have six Redskins stickers on your van.

4. Whenever somebody asks if it’s a Chevette, you backhand them with a skillet.

BJ > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:24

So that’s a 3rd gen runner. What about a 4th gen 2005 4Runner V8 4WD in white?

Captain of the Enterprise > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:24

I was gonna go with 6 feet under but that will work

jkm7680 > AthomSfere
09/13/2015 at 20:24

You know it needs more power, but you don’t tell anybody or agree that it does.

jkm7680 > Tom McParland
09/13/2015 at 20:25

You got a Stage 1 tune the first week to void the warranty.

jkm7680 > BJ
09/13/2015 at 20:25

You have an OBX sticker on the back. Your name is Becky.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:25

Lolz. I know it’s not and am not going to pretend otherwise.

Since it's my wife's car....so close though.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > jkm7680
09/13/2015 at 20:25

You vastly overestimated my inner Bro.